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Maria Sharapova is Dating Charlie Ebersol

Charlie Ebersol is coming up aces in the girlfriend department.

The son of NBC sports chairman Dick Ebersol is reportedly dating tennis star Maria Sharapova, according to The New York Daily News.

For Maria Sharapova and Charlie Ebersol, it’s love/love.

Sadly, Charlie first received media attention when he and his father survived a 2004 charter plane crash; it took the lives of two crew members and Charlie’s younger brother, Edward.

Since then, the Ebersol offspring has become a film producer, collaborating with Ashton Kutcher on a documentary.

Paris Hilton Sends Love, Support to DJ AM

Paris Hilton sent DJ AM her love and support this morning on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show.

Hilton said she recently talked with the DJ, whose real name is Adam Goldstein and that he mentioned “how scary” the crash was and that “he’s just so lucky to be alive.”

Paris, DJ

Paris added that DJ AM was in good spirits, or at least as good as could be expected.

“With all the love and support coming in, it really means a lot,” Hilton said of her friend. “He’s such a good person. I feel like God really did save him.

If you wish to send DJ AM any messages, we’ll do our best to make sure he receives them.

The Hills Recap: Don’t Act Innocent …

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP NOTE: We’re switching up our format for recapping The Hills. After a brief rundown of the events, our staff will grade each episode, giving (or deducting) points for the funniest, cheesiest (and most fake) moments.

To sum up, Heidi’s mom, Darlene Montag, pays a visit to L.A. from Colorado and is dismayed to learn that Heidi is living with Spencer Pratt again.

Doug Reinhardt throws a party where his shadiness re: Stephanie Pratt becomes a topic of debate. Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner get on his case.

On to the rankings!

“If you’re friends with your girl, you don’t go out with an ex — unless you get the stamp of approval,” says Lauren Conrad’s trainer as she punches his raised palms at the gym. Right. We’re sure he cares. Most rehearsed line ever. Minus 2.

After claiming she and Doug Reinhardt aren’t dating, and she deleted his number from her phone, Stephanie tells LC she’s still going to go to Doug’s BBQ, claiming she RSVP’d “weeks ago before I was even friends with him.” Ummm, what? You gotta love blatantly lying to your friend AND four million viewers. Plus 3.

Darlene

Darlene Montag comes to L.A. unannounced? Really? That’s not exactly a quick trip. And Spencer doesn’t appear surprised to see her for a second, transitioning instantly into irritable, lazy jackass mode. Very suspicious, Hills. Minus 4.

Wearing jewelry, Lauren and Whitney Port look more glamourous at the gym than most girls do on dates. This is, strangely, the norm for them. Plus 1.

On a similar note, Heidi Montag is wearing full-on clubbing / prostitute makeup while sitting around the apartment. Minus 3.

Later, Spencer Pratt actually leaves the apartment! Plus 2.

Whitney Port’s sunglasses cover 75 percent of her face. Minus 1. But Plus 1 for them actually showing Whitney outside of work for a change.

During lunch, Spencer refers to Heidi’s mom, condescendingly, as “My Dear.” When she suggests he and Heidi are moving too fast, he asks “What planet are you living on?” Her reactions prove this wasn’t scripted - he’s really that big of an ass! Plus 10.

Brief Justin-Bobby sighting! What a loser. Minus 1.

The first song played is Britney Spears’ new single, “Womanizer.” Plus 4. And props to those of you who chose Doug Reinhardt in yesterday’s Hills poll!

As always, the deluge of ads by MTV on this show is mind-numbingly annoying. Minus only 1, though, because it’s actually been much worse in the past.

Amid all the drama at Doug’s, Lo Bosworth just sits there silently, pouting and looking like she wants to gouge her own eyes out. Vintage Lo. Plus 4.

Anyone else see the effing fleet of black Range Rovers with tinted windows outside Doug’s house in Hollywood? Hope he got a fat signing bonus, ’cause with his .201 average, that Major League salary ain’t comin’ anytime soon. Minus 2.

Brody Jenner’s unyielding resentment of Stephanie Pratt is really unhealthy, yet for someone who was her childhood friend, totally believable. Plus 5.

Frankie Delgado was on hand, but had no lines. Come on, MTV. He must have offered sage advice (or professed his love for Brody) at some point. Minus 3.

The scene where Lauren and Brody harass Doug about the Stephanie situation was not only hilarious, but all too realistic. Dudes, especially those who are basically harmless, always think they can do whatever they want. They proceed to get self-righteous and indignant when called out on it - especially by other dudes. Plus 5.

TOTAL: +18! A great episode of The Hills, the kind that reminds you why we watch this ridiculous “reality” show in the first place. We can only hope that in the upcoming episodes, Stephanie Pratt decides to date Stephen Colletti.

Britney Spears Sex Tape: Not Real, Shockingly

Hope you’re sitting down.

We now bring you some devastating and totally predictable news from those hoping to watch a naked Britney don a pink wig and ride Adnan Ghalib.

The alleged Britney Spears sex tape isn’t real.

The UK’s Heat magazine reported Monday that the celebrity news photographer and ex-Spears beau was shopping a sex video of himself and the singer.

However, a source close to Britney Spears is throwing cold water on this Heat … story: “The story is completely false,” the source told E! News.

Britney Spears’ rep at Jive Records has not issued any sort of comment.

As for Adnan Ghalib, fool is hard to get ahold of.

His cell number is disconnected, and photo agency JFX says he “never worked for us” and has not been able to provide any contact information for him.

Maybe that’s because, well, Adnan works for Finalpixx, not JFX. These celebrity photo agencies are not one and the same. Get it together, E! News.

Jessica Simpson to “Perform” on Dancing with the Stars

Shortly after cursing beau Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys to an embarrassing loss to the Washington Redskins, Jessica Simpson announced a new gig.

The alleged singer will be getting in on the Dancing with the Stars action this season with a “very special performance” on an upcoming episode.

According to a report, she’ll “sing” two of her “songs” - “Come on Over” and “Angels” - while accompanied by the professional dancers onstage.

Nice NFC East Champions hoodie, Jess. How did last year’s playoffs go?

We can only hope Kim Kardashian will dance to Jessica Simpson’s songs. The television world has never seen such a lack of talent collide on stage.

Which Gossip Girl Guy is Hottest?

If you don’t watch Gossip Girl … you’re missing out.

Seriously, if you like reading celebrity gossip, you’d love the show. But you don’t have to know a thing about it to take part in The Hollywood Gossip’s new poll.

Part of the CW teen drama’s popularity (a big part) comes from its hot cast. See below - Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick on the cover of Details …

Which Gossip Girl guy is the hottest?

Kim Kardashian Tries, Fails to Bring Sexy Back

“It’s time to bring sexy back.”

- Kim Kardashian on last night’s Dancing with the Stars, promising a seductive Rumba

Here’s the problem with Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars this season: the giant-breasted reality star is trying too hard to make herself over for a mainstream audience.

Prior to performing the Rumba with Mark Ballas last night, Kim complained about how she loved her partner “like a brother… [so] it’s gonna be really hard to amp up that sexual chemistry on the dance floor.”

The tandem proceded to bring Robin Antin - founder of The Pussycat Dolls - on board to assist Kardashian with her sexiness during the routine.

Excuse us?!? Kim Kardashian, the same woman that took it from behind in her sex tape with Ray J and has posed nude in Playboy, needs help acting sexy? We don’t buy it for a nanosecond.

As a result of this confused behavior, Kardashian and Ballas earned a measly 17 combined points from the judges last night. Here’s a look at their routine:

Kim, you’re a terrible actress.

Stop pretending as though shaking your hips and grinding your crotch comes unnaturally. These are your best talents. Use them.

Britney Spears Discusses New Album, Tour

Resurgent singer Britney Spears did a surprise interview with radio station Z100 in New York City on Monday afternoon. Here are some excerpts:

On “Womanizer,” her new song: “‘Womanizer‘ is a really cool song. I like the fact that it’s so empowering for girls because it’s basically saying, ya know, we know what you’re up to. It’s about guys cheating on other girls and stuff like that. And it’s kinda like a girl anthem, so that’s why I like it.”

On touring to promote her new album, Circus: “We’re dying for a tour. Oh, definitely next year. Definitely.”

On returning to New York City: “I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it’s kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it’s like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still. But I love it. It’s the energy. It’s crazy.”

On Adnan Ghalib: [There was actually no mention of her ex-boyfriend or his supposed Britney Spears sex tape. We were just playin' with you.]

High School Musical 3 Sneak Peek: A Night to Remember

High School Musical 3 spoiler alert!

In the following video, Ashley Tisdale introduces fans to a clip from High School Musical 3: Senior Year. It’s the music video titled “A Night To Remember,” as the characters prepare for their prom.

Just who is singing and dancing below? The usual suspects: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Corbin Bleu, Chris Warren Jr., Monique Coleman, KayCee Stroh, Olyessa Rulin and Ryne Sanborn. Enjoy!

Remember: High School Musical 3 comes out in theaters on October 24.

Dancing with the Stars Results: Lance Bass Kisses a Girl!

Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Lance Bass kissed a girl… but did he like it?

The former biy bander and partner Lacey Schwimmer performed a paso doble to Katy Perry’s single “I Kissed a Girl.” By the end of the evening, though, they found themselves in the middle of the pack along with almost everyone else, staring up at Brooke Burke and Derek Hough.

Here’s a recap of each tandem’s dances and combined scores from the judges: