Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson: Who’d You Rather …
As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.
“EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous,” blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she’s “probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then?”
Well, guys, you can answer that below:
Who would you rather …
Orlando Bloom: Would You Hit It?
There was once a time when this was such a no-brainer, it wouldn’t even be asked. Orlando Bloom was - and perhaps still is - one of Hollywood’s resident stud muffins.
Nowadays, though? Well, this photo of the shirtless actor chatting on his phone in between filming Sympathy for Delicious in downtown Los Angeles sums it up.
Well? Would you still… you know? The on-and-off boyfriend of Miranda Kerr seems to have put on a few pounds … and the hair is another topic entirely:
[Photo Credit: Splash News Online]
Would you hit it?
For the Love of Ray J Girls: Take This, Kim Kardashian!
Coca Rain is just pure sexiness. - Coca Rain
For the Love of Ray J premieres this Monday night on VH1.
Say what you want about the women that introduce themselves to the show’s star in the following video, but one thing is clear:
These ladies know their subject.
From Coco Rain to Chardonnay to Marilena, each aspiring subject greets viewers with her best Kim Kardashian sex tape impression.
Watch, enjoy and question whether this reality show truly is the end of humanity…
Wait, there’s more from what’s sure to be the naughtiest show in the history of television!
Click on the following pictures to take a closer look at the trio of suitors mentioned above. Consider this a still shot preview of the next Ray J sex tape…
Britney Spears’ Father Obtains Restraining Orders Against Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi, Jon Eardley
Oh Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi, how we have missed thee at The Hollywood Gossip. Jamie Spears, on the other hand? He’d like to never see them again.
Britney Spears’ father has obtained three restraining orders - against her ex-boyfriend, her ex-manager and his attorney, according to court documents.
Jamie Spears and lawyer Andrew Wallet, who oversee Britney’s affairs as co-conservators, allege that the three men “are now working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship with utter disregard for Ms. Spears’ health and well being.”
Spears’ father says Britney’s cell phone records indicate “numerous telephone conversations” as well as text messages with her ex-manager, Sam Lutfi, and former boyfriend, celebrity news photographer Adnan Ghalib.
SHADY AND SHADIER: Britney Spears hangers-on Adnan Ghalib, left, and Sam Lutfi.
“[Britney] innocently informs [Adnan Ghalib] of her destinations and he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit,” Jamie Spears says in court documents. “[Adnan] is harmful to Ms. Spears and to her recovery.”
Her father also alleges that on December 27 and December 28, 2008, Sam Lutfi tried to contact Britney Spears through her hairdresser with the message that Lutfi was “not responsible for the conservatorship” of Jamie Spears.
The conservatorship has been in effect about a year now.
Sam Lutfi allegedly sent a text message to the hairdresser saying, “I’ve done everything I can to free her from this. Very close to getting her free now.”
The restraining orders forbid Sam Lutfi, 34, and Adnan Ghalib, 36, from contacting Spears or coming within 250 yards of her, her property or family.
Jamie Spears also got a restraining order against lawyer Jon Eardley, who was working with Sam Lutfi in challenging the conservatorship proceedings.
A hearing on the matter is set for February 23.
Sam Lutfi was originally slapped with restraining orders by Jamie Spears’ lawyers before. But in July, a lawyer for the singer said they were no longer necessary to renew because enough legal protection was in place.
Last October, Britney Spears’ father and attorney Andrew Wallet were named permanent conservators by the court, granting them indefinite control over her legal, financial and personal affairs following her two forced hospitalizations in early 2008.
Hopefully these two guys stay the hell away indefinitely. Talk about bad news. Click to enlarge some classic pics of Britney with Sam and Adnan …
Best of Celebrity Quotes: Jessica Simpson Weight Gain
As we’ve discussed at length, Jessica Simpson weighs a lot more than she did a few months ago. Now various celebrities are weighing in themselves on that topic…
Nick Lachey: I can’t believe people are making such a huge deal about it. I’m never ceased to be amazed by people’s reactions to things. | permalink
Paula Abdul: I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don’t realize that it’s damaging to one’s psyche. For women, it’s hard enough to be accepted for how you are. She’s a beautiful girl. | permalink
Lisa Rinna: She looks fine; she looks great. If she’s happy, who cares? I’m disgusted by it, to be honest with you. She looks healthy, she’s got curves, she’s Jessica Simpson! Give me a break! | permalink
Rose McGowan: I think Jessica Simpson should tell them to ‘eff off.’ It’s sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn’t get roles. I think that’s sexism, and it drives me crazy! | permalink
Nicky Hilton: I think it sucks. I think the media is very cruel with that stuff. | permalink
Jordana Brewster: I think she is beautiful. I think it’s really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn’t be judged so harshly. | permalink
Tori Spelling: She looks great. To be honest, I haven’t noticed a difference, so all of a sudden when I saw her on the cover, in my opinion, she’s [still] Jessica Simpson. You know what this means? She’s still really popular. | permalink
Nick Lachey: I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy - whatever size that comes in. | permalink
Heidi Klum: There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That’s what you get when you’re in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are. | permalink
Kim Kardashian: LEAVE HER ALONE!!! She is gorgeous. The fact that the media is sending this message to young girls is mind blowing! | permalink
Jessica Simpson: Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless. | permalink
The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 67
Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 67th week. How does one play the Caption Contest?
- Think of your best caption for the celebrity picture below.
- Click “comments,” and fill out the form. That’s it.
This week’s picture: The dynamic duo of judges that help make American Idol so great … and prone to the occasional meltdown. Go to town, people …
Elisha Cuthbert: Complex Sloppy Seconds
Proving that she doesn’t need a disgraced, hockey-playing ex making lewd comments about her in order to make celebrity news headlines, the NHL’s hottest neighborhood bicycle, Elisha Cuthbert, heats up the pages of Complex magazine.
The actress hasn’t been in anything noteworthy in a while, but she’s still the hottest export from Canada since … well, Evangeline Lilly. Sorry, Elisha.
Yowza. We’re pretty sure this sentence has never been spoken before in the history of the English language, but you are one lucky man, Dion Phaneuf. And we’re not talking about the Calgary Flames’ lead in the Northwest Division.
Click to enlarge more Elisha Cuthbert photos from Complex …
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Kavort with Popkorn
It was play time for Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian last night.
The sisters hung out at the Pepsi Max Lounge in Tampa, a function room set up to hold pre-game parties prior to Sunday’s Super Bowl.
Who is better looking: Kim Kardashian or Kourtney Kardashian?
Click on the pics below for more shots of the sisters at this event. Warning: one of them truly showcases Kim’s enormous boobs…
Presenting: The Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame!
As we talked about at the end of last year, 2008 was a great year for plastic surgery. But there’s plenty more where that came from - past and future!
Having said that, The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce its inaugural Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class of nine worthy inductees.
They aren’t the first, nor will they be the last, to go under the knife and alter their looks unnecessarily. But they most certainly are a deserving bunch.
Without further ado, let’s look at the Hall of Famers …
The Hills‘ Heidi Montag was a cute girl, but decided that the stereotypical Hollywood bleach-blond tramp look worked better. At least she proudly admits it!
Nice lips, Brittany Murphy. They really look better quadrupled in size.
Same with Jessica Simpson. What the hell are those things?
There was a time in which Tara Reid was kind of cute. Then she became kind of addicted to unnecessary surgery, and kind of a skank. Or a lot of both.
High School Musical? More like High School Surgical! Sharpay? More like sharp knife!
Fergie Ferg doesn’t just pee in her pants on stage - she gets her chin worked on before she even goes out there! Well, it’s rumored anyway.
Bruce Jenner proves that even Olympic gold medalists need a little botox and rhinoplasty action once in awhile. We blame those krazy Kardashians.
Courtney Love is the scariest human being alive.
Okay, we take that back.
American Idol Audition of the Day: Jorge Nunez
Jorge Nunez.
Remember that name.
According to the latest round of American Idol spoilers, this aspiring singer has moved on to the final 36 of season eight.
Anyone that watched last night’s audition can understand why. Check it out now:
How far do you think Jorge Nunez can go this season?
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