Celebrity Facial Hair Affair: Brad Pitt
Partner Angelina Jolie might have been one of a select few fans of the grizzled beard and thatch of overgrown hair that Brad Pitt sported for the past several months.
The heart throb’s look didn’t win too many raves from fans.
But he recently bid adieu to the homeless free-spirited look to play Oakland A’s GM Billy Beane in Moneyball. We suspect the ladies exhaled collectively … right?
Which look is better on Brad Pitt? Vote in the survey below!
Brad Pitt looks better …
Tabloid Pays Brangelina Undisclosed Settlement For Bogus Rumors; Money Donated to Charity
Brangelina is awesome. We’ve said it before and will say it again.
While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been making the rounds - her Salt premiere, Comic-Con - their attorneys have fought the good fight against false rumors.
No shortage of those to be found regarding the couple, either.
This morning, they accepted an undisclosed settlement (earmarked for charity, of course) from the UK’s News of the World for “false and intrusive allegations.”
You mean the weekly deluge of Brangelina gossip isn’t all true?!? We’re stunned. Five-plus years after Angelina stole Brad, it’s hard to take any story seriously.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have another reason to smile.
The duo called in the legal dogs after a story in January claimed the pair had met with a Los Angeles divorce lawyer to quietly divide their assets, hash out a custody deal and financially provide for their six children in a “messy separation.”
Not the case. And the tabloid paid a heavy price.
While the newspaper removed from the offending celebrity gossip article, it refused to acknowledge that the printed information was untrue until now.
“When the News of the World failed to publicly retract the allegations and apologize for them - thereby leaving their readers in the dark as to the true position - the couple felt they had no alternative than to sue,” their attorney, Keith Schilling, said.
In other news, Ange is gonna help Jen adopt! Like, OMG! Congrats!
Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Steals Brad Pitt From Jennifer Aniston!
It’s apparently Turn Back the Clock week over at Us Magazine.
We realize that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s divorce was seen, and is still noted to be, one of the most scandalous, shocking celebrity breakups in recent history.
But we’ll let you in on a tip, Us: They split in January 2005.
Pitt’s affair and subsequent partnership with Angelina Jolie continue to fascinate for obvious reasons, but really guys? We’re revisiting his original split with Jen?
At least Star can think up new Brangelina breakups, secret Brennifer hookups, Angie mind games and Jen loneliness in a bid to keep the love triangle current.
This, however, is basically a five-year-old cover story …
Finally, the truth! Knock us over with a feather!
Yes, we realize the publication cites a new tell-all book about the celebrities and some supposedly new revelations as its reason for dredging this back up again.
What would a new tell-all possibly have to offer, though, and how would we assume any part of it is actually true? Is there no other celebrity gossip out there?
Come on, Us. Jen’s dating a new guy now, and he’s still married to his ex-wife! Surely there’s an adultery / love child story you can fabricate from that, right?
Brangelina on the Red Carpet: Salt Premiere Pics
Although she’s busy helping Jennifer Anison adopt a child, Angelina Jolie found time yesterday to attend the Hollywood premiere of her latest movie, Salt.
The incredibly awesome actress showed up on the red carpet of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre alongside life partner Brad Pitt. She signed autographs for fans looked generally thrilled to be there:
[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Other stars at the event included Jon Voight, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber.
In Salt, Jolie plays an American spy whose government turns on her. Think Jason Bourne, but with breasts. The action movie opens on Friday. Will you go see it?
Brangelina Will Get Married (Once the Kids Ask)!
Marriage is not happening for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
They’ve made this abundantly clear with their comments and inaction over the years … but there’s one thing that could change their minds. Well, six things.
“I think it would be hard to say no to the kids,” Angelina said this morning on Good Morning America in an excerpt of an interview airing tonight on Nightline.
Not that we should hold our breath, as it ’s not a huge priority for them, either. “They’re not asking,” Jolie says. “They are very aware that nothing’s missing.”
Marriage or not, Jolie, who stars in the new spy thriller Salt, touches on other aspects of her family in the interview, including whether it will get any larger.
Sounds like Brangelina is torn about the issue.
OK! totally made this story up … but it could actually happen someday!
“We always have this thing, first thing in the morning, where we’re really, really tired, and we look at each other and we wonder, Are we ever going to get sleep?” the Salt actress says. “And yet we still love the idea of having more children.”
Offering a glimpse into their daily routine, Jolie says she’s better at disciplining girls, while Pitt is better at disciplining the boys. “I think girls and Daddy can just bat their eyes,” she says. “And the boys, funnily enough, can kind of get me.”
Asked if she and Brad will grow old together, Angelina doesn’t hesitate: “Of course … We wouldn’t have six children if we weren’t absolutely sure of that.”
She also describes the pandemonium of ordinary events such as breakfast: “We’re like bartenders. We’re like waiters,” she says of herself and her partner.
“But we still, I think, are able to do it because we manage to have a great laugh. We do it together, and we find fun in it, and because of that, it doesn’t matter if you don’t get enough sleep. It’s an honor to take care of them.”
Is she totally awesome or what?
Third-Rate Tabloids Declare End of Brangelina
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are so done. Come on, it could not be more obvious. After the 12th consecutive fight to end all fights, what more is there to say?
Even the big-name celebrity gossip tabloids took a rare break from bashing Brangelina this week, but not New Weekly and Famous, which apparently exist.
The two biggest stars in Hollywood split up - and shockingly, no one noticed until NW broke the news! What a scoop! Same with that police blowout. Wow.
There’s apparently no limit to the number of times police are called to their home, and Ange moves out, or Brad is sneaking around with Jennifer Aniston.
Who cares if we’ve heard it 20 times before, or there’s never any evidence to support these outrageous claims, they keep selling magazines (somehow).
Guess Angelina Jolie being awesome isn’t as salacious of a story …
FAMOUS-LY BAD REPORTING: Angelina is “sick of Brad’s boozing.” Elsewhere, Posh Spice’s $1M proves she’s Queen of all WAGs and the Glee cast was told NO SEX!
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Sneaking Around Behind Angelina Jolie’s Back!?
OMG … Are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston back together at last?!?!?!
No.
You’d think at some point, Star could come up with some new stories, or at least put a new twist on the whole Brad and Jen thing, like a love child or something.
Instead, the tabloid’s new issue gives us what we always get when they can’t find anything else - anonymous claims that Jennifer Aniston took back what’s hers!
Yup, at long last, America’s Sweetheart has gotten revenge and stabbed the evil vixen in the back. Figuratively, of course. And by figuratively we mean not at all.
BEHIND HER BACK: But for how long? Just wait ’til Angie reads this!
The cover teases an intimate encounter in Brad Pitt’s private office, which sounds particularly hot, as well as calls, texts and e-mails. Jen just wants to start over!
Come on, people.
Angelina Jolie turned 35 last week, and as we said in our birthday tribute, you may hate her for breaking up Brad and Jen, but it doesn’t make her all bad.
In fact, she’s pretty awesome compared to most celebrities. Those reports of lies, drugs and lovers may make great headlines, but they’re likely all BS.
She and Brad have been together for years now. We felt bad for Jennifer Aniston too, but isn’t it time we put this behind us? Can’t we all just get along?
At least until next week’s issue of Star?
Angelina Jolie Lies, Drug Use & Secret Lovers to Be Revealed, Break Brad’s Heart!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoyed a relaxing weekend at a Malibu party as their kids played in the beach. It seemed so idyllic … but is there trouble on the horizon?
Star would certainly have you believe so, and if there’s one magazine whose stories you can take to the bank, it would be any existing publication other than this one.
Supposedly, a tell-all by Andrew Morton will “blow the lid” off Angelina’s scandals and secrets - drug use, other men, lies, being a psycho control freak and the like.
Is the movie star’s carefully-cultivated image about to come crashing down? Will she be exposed as the evil, home-wrecking victim who ruined Jennifer Aniston?!
Probably not, but it’d make for good reading material.
Okay, the rest of that stuff we can maybe see. But cutting and voodoo rituals? Really? Angelina Jolie is a drug and sex fiend who dabbles in the occult and self-mutilation?
Morton insists he’s got the real scoop: “I interviewed dozens of her friends and associates, and they told me some fascinating facts about Angelina.”
“She will have to wait to find out what’s in it.”
If it were her own life, wouldn’t she already know? Not if it’s a work of fiction. The book hits shelves August 3, and “Angie is completely panicked.”
Hopefully this doesn’t put the kibosh on Brangelina getting married for the kids. We hear they really want them to tie the knot and make it official.
Tabloid: Brangelina to Get Married For the Kids!
At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.
Sure, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?
Certainly no reason we can think of here at The Hollywood Gossip.
The reason for Brangelina’s (fake) change of heart? SIX reasons!
Because it would “mean the world” to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Vivienne, Knox and Shiloh and the new baby she’s perpetually pregnant with, that’s why!
WEDDING FOR THE KIDS: The Jolie-Pitt brood and Brad Pitt’s mom allegedly tag-teamed the wedding-averse celebrities into making it official … riiiiight.
The children, a source hilariously says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand their parents are not officially married.
We’re sure this plunges Knox into a state of emotional despair every night. She supposedly loves when babies cry … maybe they figure this will help?
“First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, too.”
Not only that, but “Pax thinks it would be the coolest to be a ring bearer.”
It totally would. We just hope Suri Cruise, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are invited to fill out the bridal party. Best. Fake. Wedding. Ever.
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Caught Kissing, Tabloid Hilariously Reports
OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid. No word if they were “caught” back in 2002.
“They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” or so claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex-bodyguard Bill, who previously called Angelina a raging psycho, to In Touch.
“Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.”
The insider, who’s either completely made up by the celebrity gossip publication or looking to get sued, says Brad and Jen reconnected … at the 2009 Oscars.
Since then, they have allegedly hooked up four times (which no one saw) - three times in LA and once in New York - and recently shared a passionate kiss!!!!
“I know that he still loves her,” says ex-bodyguard Bill, who because he is not a real person for security reasons chooses only to be identified by first name.
CAUGHT! This seems to happen to them bimonthly.
In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought the former spouses closer than ever - and since then, Breniffer’s relationship has heated up even more.
This is apparently before she decided Gerard Butler will impregnate her.
Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. The duo arrived in separate vehicles.
After Brad climbed into the passenger seat of Jen’s Bentley, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals, without saying how he actually saw it.
On “paparazzi watch” at the time, he then advised the pair that they should leave, as a group photographers was supposedly spotted a few miles away.
“Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”
And the rest, as they say, is revisionist, fabricated history.
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